Chapter 2

Thaw on Olympus
 

Bright spurs that add their roweled row

To clanking saber’s pride;

Fierce eyes beneath a beetling brow;

More license than the rules allow;

A military stride;

Years’ use of arbitrary will

And right to make or break;

Obedience of men who drill

And willy nilly foot the bill

For authorized mistake;

The comfort of the self-esteem

Deputed power brings—

Are fickler than the shadows seem

Less fruitful than the lotus-dream,

And all of them have wings

When blue eyes, laughing in your own,

Make mockery of rules!

 

And when those fustian shams have flown

The wise their new allegiance own,

Leaving dead form to fools!

 

"Friendship’s friendship and respect’s respect, but duty’s what I’m
paid to do!"

The man at the gate dallied to look at his horse’s fetlocks. Tess’s
strange guest seemed in no hurry either, but her movements were as
swift as knitting-needles. She produced a fountain pen, and of all
unexpected things, a Bank of India note for one thousand rupees—a
new one, crisp and clean. Tess did not see the signature she scrawled
across its back in Persian characters, and the pen was returned to an
inner pocket and the note, folded four times, was palmed in the subtle
hand long before Tom Tripe came striding up the path with jingling spurs.

"Morning, ma’am,—morning! Don’t let me intrude. I’d a little accident,
and took a liberty. My horse cut his fetlock—nothing serious—and I set
your two saises (grooms) to work on it with a sponge and water.
Twenty minutes—will see it right as a trivet. Then I’m off again—I’ve a
job of work."

He stood with back to the sun and hands on his hips, looking up at Tess—
a man of fifty—a soldier of another generation, in a white uniform something
like a British sergeant-major’s of the days before the Mutiny. His
mutton-chop whiskers, dyed dark-brown, were military mid-Victorian,
as were the huge brass spurs that jingled on black riding-boots. A
great-chested, heavy-weight athletic man, a few years past his prime.

"Come up, Tom. You’re always welcome."

"Ah!" His spurs rang on the stone steps, and, since Tess was standing
close to the veranda rail, he turned to face her at the top. Saluting with
martinet precision before removing his helmet, he did not get a clear
view of the Rajputni. "As I’ve said many times, ma’am, the one house
in the world where Tom Tripe may sit down with princes and commissioners."

"Have you had breakfast?"

He made a wry face.

"The old story, Tom?"

"The old story, ma’am. A hair of the dog that bit me is all the breakfast

I could swallow."

 

"I suppose if I don’t give you one now you’ll have two later?"

He nodded. "I must. One now would put me just to rights and I’d eat
at noon. Times when I’m savage with myself, and wait, I have to have
two or three before I can stomach lunch."

She offered him a basket chair and beckoned Chamu.

"Brandy and soda for the sahib."

"Thank you, ma’am!" said the soldier piously.

"Where’s your dog, Tom?"

"Behaving himself, I hope, ma’am, out there in the sun by the gate."

"Call him. He shall have a bone on the veranda. I want him to feel as
friendly here as you do."

Tom whistled shrilly and an ash-hued creature, part Great Dane and
certainly part Rampore, came up the path like a catapulted phantom,
making hardly any sound. He stopped at the foot of the steps and
gazed inquiringly at his master’s face.

"You may come up."

He was an extraordinary animal, enormous, big-jowled, scarred, ungainly
and apparently aware of it. He paused again on the top step.

"Show your manners."

The beast walked toward Tess, sniffed at her, wagged his stern exactly
once and retired to the other end of the veranda, where Chamu, hurrying
with brandy gave him the widest possible berth. Tess looked the other
way while Tom Tripe helped himself to a lot of brandy and a little soda.

"Now get a big bone for the dog," she ordered.

"There is none," the butler answered.

"Bring the leg-of-mutton bone of yesterday."

"That is for soup today."

"Bring it!"

Chamu was standing between Tom Tripe and the Rajputni, with his
back to the latter; so nobody saw the hand that slipped something into
the ample folds of his sash. He departed muttering by way of the steps
and the garden, and the dog growled acknowledgment of the compliment.

Tess’s Rajput guest continued to say nothing; but made no move to go.
Introduction was inevitable, for it was the first rule of that house that all
ranks met there on equal terms, whatever their relations elsewhere.
Tom Tripe had finished wiping his mustache, and Tess was still wondering
just how to manage without betraying the sex of the other or the fact
that she herself did not yet know her visitor’s name, when Chamu returned
with the bone. He threw it to the dog from a safe distance, and was
sniffed at scornfully for his pains.

"Won’t he take it?" asked Tess.

"Not from a black man. Bring it here, you!"

The great brute, with a sidewise growl and glare at the butler that made
him sweat with fright, picked up the bone and, at a sign from his master,
laid it at the feet of Tess.

"Show your manners!"

Once more he waved his stern exactly once.

"Give it to him, ma’am."

Tess touched the bone with her foot, and the dog took it away, scaring

Chamu along the veranda in front of him.

 

"Why don’t you ever call him by name, Tom?"

"Bad for him, ma’am. When I say, ’Here, you!’ or whistle, he obeys
quick as lightning. But if I say, ’Trotters!’ which his name is, he knows
he’s got to do his own thinking, and keeps his distance till he’s sure
what’s wanted. A dog’s like an enlisted man, ma’am; ought to be taught
to jump at the word of command and never think for himself until you
call him out of the ranks by name. Trotters understands me perfectly."

"Speaking of names," said Tess, "I’d like to introduce you to my guest,

Tom, but I’m afraid—"

 

"You may call me Gunga Singh," said a quiet voice full of amusement,
and Tom Tripe started. He turned about in his chair and for the first
time looked the third member of the party in the face.

"Hoity-toity! Well, I’m jiggered! Dash my drink and dinner, it’s the princess!"

He rose and saluted cavalierly, jocularly, yet with a deference one could
not doubt, showing tobacco-darkened teeth in a smile of almost
paternal indulgence.

"So the Princess Yasmini is Gunga Singh this morning, eh? And here’s
Tom Tripe riding up-hill and down-dale, laming his horse and sweating
through a clean tunic—with a threat in his ear and a reward promised
that he’ll never see a smell of—while the princess is smoking cigarettes—"

"In very good company!"

"In good company, aye; but not out of mischief, I’ll be bound! Naughty,
naughty!" he said, wagging a finger at her. "Your ladyship’ll get caught
one of these days, and where will Tom Tripe be then? I’ve got my
job to keep, you know. Friendship’s friendship and respect’s respect,
but duty’s what I’m paid to do. Here’s me, drill-master of the maharajah’s
troops and a pension coming to me consequent on good behavior,
with orders to set a guard over you, miss, and prevent your going and
coming without his highness’ leave. And here’s you giving the guard
the slip! Somebody tipped his highness off, and I wish you’d heard
what’s going to happen to me unless I find you!"

"You can’t find me, Tom Tripe! I’m not Yasmini today; I’m Gunga Singh!"

"Tut-tut, Your Ladyship; that won’t do! I swore on my Bible oath to the
maharajah that I left you day before yesterday closely guarded in the
palace across the river. He felt easy for the first time for a week. Now,
because they’re afraid for their skins, the guard all swear by Krishna
you were never in there, and that I’ve been bribed! How did you get
out of the grounds, miss?"

"Climbed the wall."

"I might have remembered you’re as active as a cat! Next time I’ll mount
a double guard on the wall, so they’ll tumble off and break their necks
if they fall asleep. But there are no boats, for I saw to it, and the bridge
is watched. How did you cross the river?"

"Swam."

"At night?"

The blue eyes smiled assent.

"Missy—Your Ladyship, you mustn’t do that. Little ladies that act that
way might lose the number of their mess. There’s crockadowndillies
in that river—aggilators—what d’ye call the damp things?—mugger. They
snap their jaws on a leg and pull you under! The sweeter and prettier
you are the more they like you! Besides, missy, princesses aren’t
supposed to swim; it’s vulgar."

He contrived to look the very incarnation of offended prudery, and she
laughed at him with a voice like a golden bell.

He faced Tess again with a gesture of apology.

"You’ll pardon me, ma’am, but duty’s duty."

Tess was enjoying the play immensely, shrewdly suspecting Tom Tripe
of more complaisance than he chose to admit to his prisoner.

"You must treat my house as a sanctuary, Tom. Outside the garden
wall orders I suppose are orders. Inside it I insist all guests are free
and equal."

The Princess Yasmini slapped her boot with a little riding-switch and
laughed delightedly.

"There, Tom Tripe! Now what will you do?"

"I’ll have to use persuasion, miss! Tell me how you got into your own
palace unseen and out again with a horse without a soul knowing?"

"’Come into my net and get caught,’ said the hunter; but the leopard is
still at large. ’Teach me your tracks,’ begged the hunter; but the leopard
answered, ’Learn them!’ ’

"Hell’s bells!"

Tom Tripe scratched his head and wiped sweat from his collar. The
princess was gazing away into the distance, not apparently inclined to
take the soldier seriously. Tess, wondering what her guest found
interesting on the horizon all of a sudden, herself picked out the third
beggar’s shabby outline on the same high rock from which Yasmini
had confessed to watching before dawn.

"Will your ladyship ride home with me?" asked Tom Tripe.

"No."

"But why not?"

"Because the commissioner is coming and there is only one road and
he would see me and ask questions. He is stupid enough not to recognize
me, but you are too stupid to tell wise lies, and this memsahib is so
afraid of an imaginary place called hell that I must stay and do my own—"

"I left off believing in hell when I was ten years old," Tess answered.

"I hope to God you’re right, ma’am!" put in Tom Tripe piously, and both
women laughed.

"Then I shall trust you and we shall always understand each other,"
decided Yasmini. "But why will you not tell lies, if there is no hell?"

"I’m afraid I’m guilty now and then."

"But you are ashamed afterward? Why? Lies are necessary, since
people are such fools!"

Tom Tripe interrupted, wiping the inside of his tunic collar again with a
big bandanna handkerchief.

"How do you know the commissioner is coming, Your Ladyship? Phew!
You’d better hide! I’ll have to answer too many questions as it is. He’d
turn you outside in!"

"There is no hurry," said Yasmini. "He will not be here for five minutes
and he is a fool in any case. He is walking his horse up-hill."

Tess too had seen the beggar on the rock remove his ragged turban,
rewind it, and then leisurely remove himself from sight. The system
of signals was pretty obviously simple. The whole intriguing East is
simple, if one only has simplicity enough to understand it.

"Can your horse be seen from the road?" Yasmini asked.

"No, miss. The saises are attending to him under the neem-trees at
the rear."

"Then ask the memsahib’s permission to pass through the house and
leave by the back way."

Tess, more amused than ever, nodded consent and clapped her hands
for Chamu to come and do the honors.

"I’ll wait here," she said, "and welcome the commissioner."

"But you, Your Ladyship?" Tom Tripe scratched his head in evident
confusion. "I’ve got to account for you, you know."

"You haven’t seen me. You have only seen a man named Gunga Singh."

"That’s all very fine, missy, but the butler—that man Chamu—he knows
you well enough. He’ll get the story to the maharajah’s ears."

"Leave that to me."

"You dassen’t trust him, miss!"

Again came the golden laugh, expressive of the worldly wisdom of a
thousand women, and sheer delight in it.

"I shall stay here, if the memsahib permits."

Tess nodded again. "The commissioner shall sit with me on the veranda,"

Tess said. "Chamu will show you into the parlor."

 

(The Blaines had never made the least attempt to leave behind their
home-grown names for things. Whoever wanted to in Sialpore might
have a drawing-room, but whoever came to that house must sit in a
parlor or do the other thing.)

"Is it possible the burra-sahib will suppose my horse is yours?" Yasmini
asked, and again Tess smiled and nodded. She would know what to
say to any one who asked impertinent questions.

Yasmini and Tom Tripe followed Chamu into the house just as the
commissioner’s horse’s nose appeared past the gate-post; and once
behind the curtains in the long hall that divided room from room, Tom
Tripe called a halt to make a final effort at persuasion.

"Now, missy, Your Ladyship, please!"

But she had no patience to spare for him.

"Quick! Send your dog to guard that door!"

Tom Tripe snapped his fingers and made a motion with his right hand.
The dog took up position full in the middle of the passage blocking the
way to the kitchen and alert for anything at all, but violence preferred.
Chamu, all sly smiles and effusiveness until that instant, as one who
would like to be thought a confidential co-conspirator, now suddenly
realized that his retreat was cut off. No explanation had been offered,
but the fact was obvious and conscience made the usual coward of him.
He would rather have bearded Tom Tripe than the dog.

Yasmini opened on him in his own language, because there was just
a chance that otherwise Tess might overhear through the open window
and put two and two together.

"Scullion! Dish-breaker! Conveyor of uncleanness! You have a son?"

"Truly, heavenborn. One son, who grows into a man—the treasure of
my old heart."

"A gambler!"

"A young man, heavenborn, who feels his manhood—now and then
gay—now and then foolish "

"A budmash!" (Bad rascal.)

"Nay, an honest one!"

"Who borrowed from Mukhum Dass the money-lender, making
untrue promises?"

"Nay, the money was to pay a debt."

"A gambling debt, and he lied about it."

"Nay, truly, heavenborn, he but promised Mukhum Dass he would repay
the sum with interest."

"Swearing he would buy with the money, two horses which Mukhum Dass
might seize as forfeit after the appointed time!"

"Otherwise, heavenborn, Mukhum Dass would not have lent the money!"

"And now Mukhum Dass threatens prison?"

"Truly, heavenborn. The money-lender is without shame—without mercy—
without conscience."

"And that is why you—dog of a spying butler set to betray the sahib’s
salt you eat—man of smiles and welcome words!—stole money from me?
Was it to pay the debt of thy gambling brat-born-in-a-stable?"

"I, heavenborn? I steal from thee? I would rather be beaten!"

"Thou shalt be beaten, and worse, thou and thy son! Feel in his
cummerbund, Tom Tripe! I saw where the money went!"

Promptly into the butler’s sash behind went fingers used to delving into
more unmilitary improprieties than any ten civilians could think of. Tripe
produced the thousand-rupee note in less than half a minute and, whether
or not he believed it stolen, saw through the plan and laughed.

"Is my name on the back of it?" Yasmini asked.

Tom Tripe displayed the signature, and Chamu’s clammy face
turned ashen-gray.

"And," said Yasmini, fixing Chamu with angry blue eyes, "the commissioner
sahib is on the veranda! For the reputation of the English he would
cause an example to be made of servants who steal from guests in
the house of foreigners."

Chamu capitulated utterly, and wept.

"What shall I do? What shall I do?" he demanded.

"In the jail," Yasmini said slowly, "you could not spy on my doings, nor
report my sayings."

"Heavenborn, I am dumb! Only take back the money and I am dumb
forever, never seeing or having seen or heard either you or this sahib
here! Take back the money!"

But Yasmini was not so easily balked of her intention.

"Put his thumb-print on it, Tom Tripe, and see that he writes his name."

The trembling Chamu was led into a room where an ink-pot stood open
on a desk, and watched narrowly while he made a thumb-mark and
scratched a signature. Then:

"Take the money and pay thy puppy’s debt with it. Afterward beat the
boy. And see to it," Yasmini advised, "that Mukhum Dass gives a receipt,
lest he claim the debt a second time!"

Speechless between relief, doubt and resentment Chamu hid the banknote
in his sash and tried to feign gratitude—a quality omitted from his list of
elements when a patient, caste-less mother brought him yelling into
the world.

"Go!"

Tom Tripe made a sign to Trotters, who went and lay down, obviously
bored, and Chamu departed backward, bowing repeatedly with both
hands raised to his forehead.

"And now, Your Ladyship?"

"Take that eater-of-all-that-is-unnamable," (she meant the dog), "and
return to the palace."

"Your Ladyship, it’s all my life’s worth!"

"Tell the maharajah that you have spoken with a certain Gunga Singh,
who said that the Princess Yasmini is at the house of the commissioner sahib."

"But it’s not true; they’ll—"

"Let the commissioner sahib deny it then! Go!"

"But, missy—"

"Do as I say, Tom Tripe, and when I am maharanee of Sialpore you
shall have double pay—and a troupe of dancing girls—and a dozen horses—
and the title of bahadur—and all the brandy you can drink. The sepoys
shall furthermore have modern uniforms, and you shall drill them until
they fall down dead. I have promised. Go!"

With a wag of his head that admitted impotence in the face of woman’s
wiles Tom strode out by the back way, followed at a properly respectful
distance by his "eater-of-all-that-is-unnamable."

Then the princess walked through the parlor to the deeply cushioned
window-seat, outside which the commissioner sat quite alone with Mrs. Blaine,
trying to pull strings whose existence is not hinted at in blue books.
Yasmini from earliest infancy possessed an uncanny gift of silence,
sometimes even when she laughed.